The Moose muses about some exceptional Texans.
Saturday, on the Jewish sabbath, the Texas Longhorns team perpetrated a 62-0 massacre against the fighting Baptists of Baylor in the Moose's hometown of Waco. The Longhorns displayed a shock and awe offense and a stalwart defense. President Bush should immediately consider replacing Rummy with UT Coach Mack Brown.
Longhorn quarterback Vince Young once again proved that he is the premier college football player in America. Vince is a combination of Staubach and Unitas. Give that man the Heisman!
Meanwhile, Longhorn graduate and future Governor of the Lone Star State, the Honorable Kinky Friedman, continues to gain traction. He is now breathing down the neck of the Democrats, and Governor Good Hair Perry should be sweating - '06 is not going to be a good year for Republicans - even for those in Texas.
And while Texas may not yet be ready for a donkey as Governor, next year should be perfect for an outsider with an anti-establishment message. The Kinkster gives reasons for both disaffected Republicans and Democrats to vote for him. Texans may very well have a come to Jesus moment and elect a Jewish writer of fiction and a teller of truth as their Chief Executive.
Republicans will be attracted to his resolute anti-political correctness message and Democrats will like that he is willing to take on the big boys like one of his political heroes, Smilin' Ralph Yarborough ("put the jam on the lower shelf so the little people can reach it.") Even Aggies can discern that Kinky is the man for the moment.
And Kinky is the king of free media - he has his own "reality show"! His campaign reports,
"On Thursday, November 9th, Country Music Television will run a sneak
preview of "Go Kinky," the reality show they've been producing about the
Kinkster's campaign. The show provides a glimpse of life on the campaign
trail with Kinky, following him and his “circus with a purpose” from
fundraisers and speeches to trips to the barber."
While some of you may not be regular viewers of CMT, it has reach into the voter base that Kinky needs - independent Texas cowboys. And after watching politics being performed in Washington and Austin, who among us can't identify with the message - "circus with a purpose"?
Vince, Mack and Kinky - the eyes of Texas are upon you - and soon so will be those of the world! -- | 
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